Miss Lonesome: Old Boats Past Their Prime
Published in Spinsheet - August 2016
One of my favorite albums is by a local band many of you may know, Them Eastport Oyster Boys. I wore out the CD Miss Lonesome, named for its mellow licks on track 8. These storytellers are regional flavor that have now made it all the way to Spotify! The title song itself tells one of those stories, about an old neglected hulk, once graceful and beautiful, which sits rotting in some sad cove with ‘sunlight creeping through her lee’. As a boy, similar scenes drew me into the Bay for adventure and exploration. What mystery could lie in such a boat, where was it from and what exciting journey cast its fate in such a place? To this day I like nothing more than wandering bone yards in winter, taking in the lines of various vessels and pondering the opportunities.
However, different from my childhood and Miss Lonesome, stands modernization. What were once wooden corpses slowly becoming compost are now fiberglass containers holding small samples of polluting fluids. What presented itself as a great idea years ago in the age of the ‘classic plastics’, now exist as unwanted rotting anchors that aren’t worth the money to bring back to life and equally not as easy to discard. C. S. Forester would have simply scuttled such vessels under the command of Lieutenant Hornblower just off Bloody Point. Not so easy in 2016, thus more and more we see these sad ladies paraded on the eBay sailboat meat market; her time is over. So, what are our options?
I’ve seen folks raise a sunken boat, lost for more than two years in the mud, and bring her completely back to life because of fiberglass. But not all boats can be saved. Sadly fiberglass isn’t an easily recycled product. In 80 years of making fiberglass, only a few companies have developed ways to recycle it. Options are simply limited (and expensive). Boats are building up on the hard, consuming valuable Chesapeake waterfront real estate. Owners can’t afford to put them to rest or don’t know ways to do so.
Maryland has a nifty Abandoned Boat and Debris Grant Program as part of their Waterway Improvement Fund. This works only for proven abandoned boats (those abandoned for 30-180 days, depending upon the property being private, public, or belonging to a business); it’s for agencies not individuals. THere are a number of Chesapeake-based nonprofits that accept boat donations for those that need work but aren’t total losses (listed here under “donate your boat” and also in our brokerage section on page 96).
What about the boat whose time has come? A handful of (hard-to-find) companies will take or buy the boat simply to strip and recycle her. They (or you) remove the entire rig; anything worth selling gets listed on eBay or on specialty sites. Anything not worth selling separates into piles of similar material. Pull off all hardware and treat it the same; turn the metals into recyclers for cash, and dispose of engines and fluids responsibly.
The remaining fiberglass shell can get cut into small pieces. Local boatyards tell us that the only thing left to do with these pieces is put them into a roll-off dumpster and take them to a landfill. In theory, these pieces can be crushed or chopped for reuse in new manufacturing (yet we do not know of any such companies in Chesapeake country). Such small demand for fiberglass recycling has limited our options. At this point, an eyesore full of mystery fluids can be mostly reused and what is left diminished to such small sizes that our landfills hardly realize the pressure.
It’s a good thought this idea of recycling boats: “Sanford and Sons” meet Miss Lonesome.
http://recyclelist.org/i/fiberglass-boat-recycling
